Afternoon Crumbs

Are Blake Lively's tits churning out weave hair or delicious pasta? - Lainey Gossip

Mark Ruffalo has a luscious chest rug that just makes you want to curl up next to it in front of a roaring fire and stroke it with one hand while holding a glass of cognac in the other - Towleroad

Karissa Shannon poses with a milky substance like it's jizz, take 3,987,765 - Hollywood Tuna

And Capri Anderson will get a billion calls from banks offering free checking in 3..2.. - The Superficial

The Photoshopped to the depths of Hell and Back Awards: Ke$hit edition (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

And the chick on the left still has less paint on her skin than Kim Kardassian - Popoholic

The first thumbnail on the last row, Suri Cruise is totally telling them to walk behind her - Popsugar

Gay Fish himself made this ad, right? - OMG Blog

Lazy ass pusses - The Berry

St. Angie and Brad Pitt donate half of Maddox's monthly wardrobe allowance for National Adoption Day - Just Jared

Pimp Mama Kris Jenner needs to stop - I'm Not Obsessed

There's a really good chance that Kelly Osbourne's puppy is a baby Ewok - ICYDK

But are they all German? - Cityrag

Mulder and Scully are back together again - SOW

Mark this day, Brit Brit is fully covered - Hollywood Rag

Yup, that alcohol made from fermented organic star fruit really fucks you up - Celebitchy

This look comfortable - NYC Barstool Sports

It's cute how Jacob & Co. actually thought they were going to get that shit back - Popbytes

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